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by cricketsins / 05/14/2015 at 1:11am / United States / Animals
Today, my window broke and will not close. My room is in a wooded area. I've already chased out two squirrels and a bird and it's only been an hour. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up like Snow White with all sorts of wildlife sleeping with me. FML
by alekoi / 05/13/2015 at 11:15pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by Muralove / 05/13/2015 at 10:55pm / United States (New Jersey) / Geek
by Anonymous / 05/10/2015 at 9:47am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 05/09/2015 at 4:50pm / Miscellaneous
by seethroughpee / 05/06/2015 at 1:22am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by coolster5000 / 05/02/2015 at 12:36pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Miscellaneous
by wellfuck / 05/02/2015 at 10:23am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
by Anonymous / 05/01/2015 at 10:22pm / United States (California) / Love
by sianydiddle / 04/30/2015 at 6:36pm / Intimacy
by Ixlovexwaffles / 04/29/2015 at 4:33pm / Intimacy
by advanced history teacher / 04/27/2015 at 12:58am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 3:39pm / Ireland (Laois) / Intimacy
by bleue / 04/23/2015 at 8:27am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Kids
Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML
by me / 04/19/2015 at 9:46pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
- Today, after a month on a new job. My finances were finally looking up after being out of work for… Today, after tossing and turning for hours trying to sleep, I finally doze off. I am then awoken by… Today, I was mugged by a homeless lady who was eating a pudding cup with a spoon. At one point she…