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by Lonely School Kid / 07/30/2015 at 6:35pm / Canada / Kids
by Liamj774 / 07/29/2015 at 9:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML
by Anonymous / 07/22/2015 at 4:12pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my "stupid fucking prank". FML
by qhorin halflung / 07/22/2015 at 1:35pm / Transportation
by veryunluckygirl / 07/16/2015 at 5:04pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/11/2015 at 1:03am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally finished downloading a 60GB TV series after two weeks of waiting. Every single "episode" turned out to be Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up, on constant repeat. I almost respect the prankster's effort enough to not want to gut him like a fish. Almost. FML
by Anonymous / 07/10/2015 at 8:52pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by PupZilla / 07/02/2015 at 10:08am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, I noticed a rash of insect bites on the backs of my thighs and buttocks. Upon further investigation, it appears that the inside of the chair in my work cubicle is infested with bedbugs. I'm too paranoid to sit in any work chair now. There are 12 hours left in my shift. FML
by Anonymous / 06/28/2015 at 11:00am / United States (Ohio) / Work
Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML
by Anonymous / 06/24/2015 at 1:41pm / Miscellaneous
by akimbojuju / 06/22/2015 at 11:12am / United States / Health
by fartypants / 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by thanks for the $5 gift voucher / 06/13/2015 at 12:34pm / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/13/2015 at 10:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by terrified / 06/07/2015 at 11:13pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…