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BntyHntrSeattle

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8577
  • Number of comments : 565
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 86 posted

About BntyHntrSeattle : I play piano. That's me :)

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BntyHntrSeattle's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandma told me point-blank that she despises gays, but that she'll go to my wedding for the booze and nothing more. FML

#21396211
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31480) - you deserved it (4330)

On 04/19/2015 at 12:34pm - love - by leonuniz (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my roommate and I are so broke, we resorted to going to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting just for the refreshments. FML

#21395180
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28362) - you deserved it (3689)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:50am - money - by jamongrande - United States (California)

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML

#21391716
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33803) - you deserved it (2499)

On 04/11/2015 at 8:12am - animals - by Crappy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML

#21391668
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28850) - you deserved it (17275)

On 04/11/2015 at 3:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to class to take an important final for which I studied all week long and worked hard in class. Today, the teacher also told us that anyone who had an A did not have to take the final. I missed out on a trip to the Bahamas for this. FML

Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML

#21390758
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28199) - you deserved it (4622)

On 04/09/2015 at 4:24pm - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML

#21390568
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26876) - you deserved it (2229)

On 04/09/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by fedupson - United States (California)

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

#21384025
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37080) - you deserved it (2951)

On 03/30/2015 at 6:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

#21383475
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28121) - you deserved it (2321)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

#21381305
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30521) - you deserved it (4356)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML

#21380086
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (736) - you deserved it (3570)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:51am - money - by stuck - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at my Mandarin teacher's house. I had diarrhoea and had to go to the toilet. My mum texted me while I was still in the toilet saying, "We all heard you". FML

#21378919
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28112) - you deserved it (2431)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:47pm - misc - by poop - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, as I was closing up at my sandwich-making job when a huge bus full of basic, snobby, preppy cheerleaders came in. They literally "can't even" decide what they want. FML

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25921) - you deserved it (3100)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML

#21378047
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32330) - you deserved it (4622)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)



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