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Bluejay36
  • Town/Country : United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 March 1993 (21 years)
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

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