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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 April 1997 (18 years)
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About Blueeyes0106 : I don't know what you possibly would want to know, but if you have any questions my kik is: blueeyes0106

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Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML


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