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by kyyle / 01/10/2014 at 11:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I've had my tenth "Christmas" dinner since Christmas last took place. My mum has gone nuts and keeps playing Christmas music, making these dinners, and refusing to let me take down the Christmas decorations. My dad is too whipped to save us from this hell. FML
by Anonymous / 01/04/2014 at 4:31pm / Ireland / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/04/2014 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML
by Elisa_LmR / 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, while visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old sofa I was sitting on had always been so discolored. He says they were bleach stains left while cleaning up the mess made during my father's conception. FML
by estranger / 01/03/2014 at 5:36pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by FMLPLZ / 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by sammers27 / 12/19/2013 at 8:48am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by wasted time / 12/19/2013 at 4:09am / United States / Work
by hot_friend / 12/19/2013 at 1:13am / United States / Love
Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML
by romance sucks. / 12/18/2013 at 4:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
by Wow. / 12/18/2013 at 1:23pm / United States / Love
by whereismyprince? / 12/18/2013 at 12:01pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Iloverainbows10 / 12/18/2013 at 11:44am / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Well this Is Awkward / 12/17/2013 at 3:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, my boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- Today, I found out at the ripe age of 24, I may never have children due to what my doctor said were… Today, it's my last day of vacation. The friend I drove 12 hours to see has a new girlfriend this… Today, after struggling with Erectile dysfunction I finally got an erection while my wife was home,…
- Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of…