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BlueHairedChick

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BlueHairedChick

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1348
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BlueHairedChick : My hobby is dying hair and I love the rain.
My favorite bands are Paramore, Shinedown, Three Days Grace, Chevelle, and Flyleaf (just to name a few). I like a lot genres but alternative rock and anything with a Motown sound are my favorites.
I love spending time with my friends and/or boyfriend.
One of my future aspirations is to own a '65 Mustang, I think they're beautiful.

BlueHairedChick's page activity

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Fucked!<b>arano</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 1:24pm<b>DOMEinic</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 12:40pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 7:33pm

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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BlueHairedChick's favorite FMLs

Today, due to the incompetence and apathy of my lab partners, I have to write a 12-page lab paper by myself. A 12 page lab paper about radishes. Radishes. FML

#21498242
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22658) - you deserved it (1824)

On 11/29/2015 at 4:10pm - misc - by quinndulgent - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML

#21472139
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35203) - you deserved it (1796)

On 09/24/2015 at 7:52am - love - by lovedoesnotexist (man) - Belgium

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

#21458206
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19458) - you deserved it (10872)

On 08/19/2015 at 9:00pm - misc - by ToddesPizza - United States (Oregon)

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML

#21398419
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30303) - you deserved it (4548) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML

#21397585
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33463) - you deserved it (3803)

On 04/21/2015 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Notthatone (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

#21387543
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33745) - you deserved it (2744)

On 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm - health - by fuck right off (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I found out there's a support page on Facebook for people who have been "hurt" by me. FML

#21384648
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17198) - you deserved it (32102)

On 03/31/2015 at 9:41am - misc - by SupportPage - United States (California)

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40303) - you deserved it (3465)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

#21378092
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29920) - you deserved it (3624)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:22pm - love - by TooShortToCleanThat - United States

Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33681) - you deserved it (11551)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25015) - you deserved it (35358)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

#21364342
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34397) - you deserved it (6558)

On 02/27/2015 at 12:28am - intimacy - by milked (woman) - United States

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML

#21350418
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33182) - you deserved it (7936)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend when I began dozing off. I was then awoken by an explosive fart. It was me. FML



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