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Today, I got my eyebrows waxed for the first time in a few months. Once she finished, she handed me the mirror and asked, "How does it feel to look human again?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47728) - you deserved it (12228)

On 03/03/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by bluedevil26 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42874) - you deserved it (12763)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:22am - misc - by tracelee - United States (California)



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