Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2513
  • Number of comments : 470
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About BlowinChronic : Sup, I'm Patrick and I'm here for a laugh. I really don't care what you think about my comments but something about them must have made you come here... I'm a pretty chill guy who likes playing basketball and listening to music. I also love cars and driving fast... That's about it. You can message me on kik if you really find me interesting enough to talk to haha @PatrickChandler.

BlowinChronic's page activity

Visits<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 9:49pm<b>sugoi72</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 7:09am<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 1:49pm<b>itsalanis</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 3:57am<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 12:25pm<b>CuteCammy</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 11:17am<b>BritSkits</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 4:28pm<b>gunnerette</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 2:52am<b>Camwentz</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 1:59am<b>backwoodsbabe95</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 2:39am<b>Giggidypope</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 7:16pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 9:06am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 11:49pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 6:03pm<b>Gwen4var</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 1:27pm<b>leftward</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 9:34pm<b>carissaball</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 8:33pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 5:07pm

Fucked!<b>Mukuro</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 5:39pm<b>predictablez</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 1:04am<b>CurtisGirl</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 11:57am

BlowinChronic's FML badges

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of BlowinChronic's badges

BlowinChronic's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a man in an army uniform. As a bit of a patriot, I went up to thank him for his service. After about 10 minutes of me going on and on, he started laughing. He wasn't a soldier. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17389) - you deserved it (27889)

On 12/18/2012 at 2:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: