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Blonde_Dancer15
  • Town/Country : Pittsburgh
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 May 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 43
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Blonde_Dancer15 : Heyy I'm Megan just give me a life supply of potato chips and xbox then I'm good :D

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Today, I ran the mile in gym class. I was the second to last person to finish, and I was left panting and feeling faint. When the teacher found out I hadn't come in dead last, he accused me of skipping a lap and is now making me rerun the entire thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53812) - you deserved it (4994)

On 06/12/2013 at 10:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet paper. There was another guy in the restroom so I asked him if he could hand me a roll. He laughed, called me a dumbass, turned off the lights and walked out. FML

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On 06/10/2013 at 11:55am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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