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by brother love / 08/13/2010 at 1:33am / United Kingdom / Love
by Alisha Marie / 08/04/2010 at 12:20am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
by elevenharries / 06/03/2010 at 4:54am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML
by AdamFoundHisEve / 05/25/2010 at 3:08pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/21/2010 at 8:19pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 05/19/2010 at 1:03pm / United Kingdom (Norfolk) / Miscellaneous
Today, I just realized the harder my girlfriend comes during sex, the louder she snores after. I've tried earplugs but sometimes, like tonight, once I am up, I can't fall back to sleep. My choices are thus great sex and no sleep, or great sleep but no sex. FML
by SkiMaskFukd / 05/07/2010 at 9:25am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by d / 03/26/2010 at 3:31am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I found out that my mom is not only reading my mail, but she is also withholding letters from my bank, college, and insurance company. Why? Because "they could be inappropriate" for me to read. I'm 25. FML
by xele / 03/09/2010 at 9:09am / Poland (Katowice) / Miscellaneous
by Renesmeekuhnell / 02/28/2010 at 11:00am / Denmark (Arhus) / Work
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML
by Bruja5 / 02/07/2010 at 12:15am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I grounded my son for being a smart ass. Now he can't go to the cub scout campout this weekend. He's been howling, sobbing, stomping, slamming and screaming for about three continuous hours. I am not sure who this punishment has inflicted more suffering on: my son or me. FML
by Mom / 02/05/2010 at 1:20am / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/02/2010 at 10:40am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I went to my friends house that I haven't heard from in two weeks. Literally had to take a… Today I received a phone call for a reservation (I'm a B&B owner) for 12 firefighters (he said they… Today, my boyfriend went to the ER. I ran to catch the nearest city bus. My sandal breaks. I had to…