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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 April 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 17591
  • Number of comments : 251
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 49 posted

About BlondePsycho : Highly anti-social. Devout atheist. Giants fan. Scotch drinker.

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Today, I worked a full day and then went to a three-hour class. I got home at 9 PM, and before the door closed I heard, "There's a sink full of dishes for you." There are three able-bodied men in the house, all of whom got here hours ago and created that sink full of dishes. FML

#14558780
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31922) - you deserved it (4539)

On 01/12/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, at work, I was asked to sharpen some pencils. I'm an electronics and mechanics engineer, and while I understand it's been quite a while since I was in primary school, I still wonder why my boss felt the need to explain in minute detail how to sharpen a pencil. FML

#14494219
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25983) - you deserved it (2828)

On 01/07/2011 at 4:11am - work - by dibman (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML

#14286493
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39744) - you deserved it (3045)

On 12/21/2010 at 3:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my younger brother called me saying he's getting married. Now, I have to attend my ex's wedding. I'm the best man. FML

#14240691
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39086) - you deserved it (3060)

On 12/17/2010 at 10:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125652) - you deserved it (17016)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML

#14128663
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32239) - you deserved it (5031)

On 12/08/2010 at 4:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I spent hours voluntarily decorating my town for Christmas. After a break, I came back to find someone had re-positioned the wooden reindeer to make it look like they were humping. FML

#14115471
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27800) - you deserved it (8373)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML

#14095149
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15941) - you deserved it (81910)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML

#14087670
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46398) - you deserved it (3817)

On 12/04/2010 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he started going down me. He hadn't washed his mouth. FML

#14074806
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41085) - you deserved it (5643)

On 12/03/2010 at 7:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML

#14022064
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30158) - you deserved it (3721)

On 11/29/2010 at 9:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML

#14021574
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30779) - you deserved it (6277)

On 11/29/2010 at 7:13am - intimacy - by unsatisfied - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I discovered my boyfriend prays before and after sex, because he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so. FML

#14014321
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31605) - you deserved it (4719)

On 11/28/2010 at 6:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while at work, I got fired because I was 'hitting' on my boss's wife who also works in the same company. Since when does 'asking for paper clips' mean 'hitting on'? FML

#13971755
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31106) - you deserved it (2709)

On 11/25/2010 at 5:25am - work - by Peter -

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36534) - you deserved it (19001)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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