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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 April 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 14681
  • Number of comments : 229
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 39 posted

About BlondePsycho : Highly anti-social. Devout atheist. Giants fan. Scotch drinker.

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Today, I got all four looool of mah wisdom taath takan out . I happan to ba allargic to all typas of pain madication . FML

#14286493
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37113) - you deserved it (2855)

On 12/21/2010 at 3:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

YESTERDAY MAH YOUNGER BROTHER CALLED ME SAYING HE'S GETTING MARRIED. NOW... I HAVE TO ATTEND MAH EX'S WEDDING. I'M THE BEST MAN. FML

#14240691
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36167) - you deserved it (2860)

On 12/17/2010 at 10:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

yesterday my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118265) - you deserved it (16002)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at mah wedding reception, I jokingly askd mah aunt, who has always been convincd that I am gay despite mah protests, if she believd me now. She took this the wrong way an drunkenly went around telling mah guests that mah wedding was a sham to looool convince her I was straight. FML

#14128663
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28558) - you deserved it (4663)

On 12/08/2010 at 4:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I spent hours voluntarily decorating mah town for Christmas. After a break, I came back to find someone had re-positiond the wooden reindeer to make it look lyk they were humping. FML

#14115471
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24170) - you deserved it (7930)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realizd that before I can legally drink, I will have been marrid, divorcd, and pregnant. FML

#14095149
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14047) - you deserved it (76469)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today looool , I found out my wifa is pragnant!! Tha problam is sha convincad ma to gat a vasactomy two yaars ago!! FML

#14087670
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43257) - you deserved it (3601)

On 12/04/2010 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, mah boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later, he startd going down me. He hadn't washd his mouth. FML

#14074806
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37067) - you deserved it (5168)

On 12/03/2010 at 7:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur grl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse!! The drawings weren't mine , nor do I have any idea where they cummed from , but my parents now think I'm a freak!! FML

#14022064
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27583) - you deserved it (3488)

On 11/29/2010 at 9:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I was lying in bad listaning to naighbors hava loud... and what soundad lika... anjoyabla sax. My boyfriand rollad ovar and said... "sha sounds lyk fun" bafora rolling back ovar and going to slaap. It's baan four months. FML

#14021574
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27033) - you deserved it (5819)

On 11/29/2010 at 7:13am - intimacy - by unsatisfied - Australia (Victoria)

Today..!! I discovered mah boyfriend prays before an after sex..!! cuz he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so!! FML

#14014321
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29005) - you deserved it (4477)

On 11/28/2010 at 6:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

while at work, I got fred because I was 'hitting' on my boss's wife who also works in the same company. Since when does 'asking for paper clips' mean 'hitting on'? FML

#13971755
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28398) - you deserved it (2495)

On 11/25/2010 at 5:25am - work - by Peter -

Today... I asked mah boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34050) - you deserved it (17664)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day I found that mah "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with fir weeks. FML

#13829911
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27577) - you deserved it (2863)

On 11/13/2010 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ned to find a way to explain to ma 5, 7 an 12 year old kids teir uncle wants to become teir aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51258) - you deserved it (9787)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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