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Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
by anonomous / 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anon. / 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm / United Kingdom (Bradford) / Intimacy
by Raprotcommander / 02/07/2011 at 10:47am / United States (Georgia) / Health
by bymyself / 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend left for a 2-year job posting in China. We had agreed to maintain a long distance relationship and even worked out a visiting schedule. Later that night, after trying to reach him, I realized the numbers he gave me weren't for China. The country code doesn't even exist. FML
by Anonymous / 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
by jester777 / 01/22/2011 at 12:39pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML
by turnedintoinsomniac / 01/21/2011 at 2:46pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/21/2011 at 4:25am / Monaco / Health
Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2011 at 1:38am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
by Bethany / 01/20/2011 at 4:37pm / United Kingdom (London) / Love
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
by OverWorked1 / 01/19/2011 at 10:59pm / United States (California) / Work
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm / France / Health
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 12:38pm / United States (Alaska) / Health
by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…