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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 April 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16523
  • Number of comments : 247
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 48 posted

About BlondePsycho : Highly anti-social. Devout atheist. Giants fan. Scotch drinker.

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BlondePsycho's favorite FMLs

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

#14882919
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44902) - you deserved it (4455)

On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

#14881975
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54904) - you deserved it (7473)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

#14881052
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10350) - you deserved it (49414)

On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave that flashes 'enjoy your meal' when it finishes cooking something. FML

#14872504
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28196) - you deserved it (3572)

On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -

Today, my boyfriend left for a 2-year job posting in China. We had agreed to maintain a long distance relationship and even worked out a visiting schedule. Later that night, after trying to reach him, I realized the numbers he gave me weren't for China. The country code doesn't even exist. FML

#14871372
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33660) - you deserved it (3298)

On 02/06/2011 at 7:58pm - love - by dumbass -

Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML

#14813959
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37449) - you deserved it (8977)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

#14673565
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11335) - you deserved it (46230)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:39pm - love - by jester777 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

#14662747
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27847) - you deserved it (2648)

On 01/21/2011 at 2:46pm - health - by turnedintoinsomniac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

#14659037
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30487) - you deserved it (5622)

On 01/21/2011 at 4:25am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Monaco

Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML

#14658044
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20403) - you deserved it (43774)

On 01/21/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML

#14651600
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34758) - you deserved it (14989)

On 01/20/2011 at 4:37pm - love - by Bethany (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML

#14644805
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9266) - you deserved it (22114)

On 01/19/2011 at 10:59pm - work - by OverWorked1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I beat her. FML

#14616204
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43950) - you deserved it (3446) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I discovered that I've lost thirty pounds since having my second child. However, I still weigh just as much as I did when I was full-term with my first child. FML

#14600676
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24540) - you deserved it (8199)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:38pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36399) - you deserved it (7407)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States



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