Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

BlondePsycho

Search for a member

BlondePsycho

53Fucked!

BlondePsychoBlondePsycho
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 April 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 16021
  • Number of comments : 243
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 47 posted

About BlondePsycho : Highly anti-social. Devout atheist. Giants fan. Scotch drinker.

BlondePsycho's page activity

Visits<b>razoray9</b> - yesterday at 2:26am<b>roys1girl</b> - yesterday at 10:39am<b>AviKerensky</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 8:47pm<b>dontlookman</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 11:38am<b>BakenWake420</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 2:41am<b>clairesucks</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 8:05am<b>sturschaedel</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 5:47pm<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 2:20pm<b>frogpotatoz088</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 3:25pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:30pm<b>TheAnon1313</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 1:23pm<b>rhino514</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 11:09am<b>mr_dour</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 6:14am<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 5:26pm<b>Zebediabolical</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 2:36pm<b>ifonlyiwaslucky</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 10:22pm<b>mmtiki</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 9:53pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:57pm

Fucked!<b>mr_dour</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 11:55am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:58am<b>Tetramonster</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 7:05am<b>ASeeR</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:54am<b>cjtm98</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 12:09pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 5:53pm<b>BoundBySpace</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:22pm<b>Zebediabolical</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 6:03pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 5:27pm<b>_Peppermint_</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 8:59pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:19pm<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 5:11am<b>aeore</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 11:30am<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 5:24pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 5:04am<b>byattwain</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 4:38am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 4:33am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 3:54am

BlondePsycho's FML badges

The Thumb returns

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

42

You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

Seen it!

You’ve watched 5 FML videos on the website, and commented on them.

See all of BlondePsycho's badges

BlondePsycho's favorite FMLs

Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

#6268890
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38983) - you deserved it (4032)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML

#6247099
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11881) - you deserved it (76479)

On 11/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML

#6243414
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32436) - you deserved it (2269)

On 11/10/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML

#6195343
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46984) - you deserved it (4260)

On 11/07/2009 at 12:01pm - misc - by ShouldHaveLetHimTakeTheTV (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, someone at work was bragging that their son was high school valedictorian and offered a full college scholarship. 7 years ago, I was also valedictorian and got that same scholarship. All I said was, "Congratulations. Did you want fries with that?" and continued taking their order. FML

Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

#6185536
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26154) - you deserved it (10038)

On 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health - by jellybean (woman) - United States

Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML

#6082159
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6690) - you deserved it (47786)

On 10/31/2009 at 10:30am - health - by alcoholic (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

#6053376
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9727) - you deserved it (50808)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by TrueScotsman (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML

#6049453
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38620) - you deserved it (2847)

On 10/29/2009 at 12:09am - love - by clueless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML

#6043300
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14089) - you deserved it (57674)

On 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by R (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for 'anti-social behavior'. FML

#6020793
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34379) - you deserved it (2516)

On 10/27/2009 at 6:28am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got a new cat. I tried to reenact the opening scene from Lion King, where in Simba gets held up for everyone to see. The fan was on when I lifted my cat up. FML

#5990692
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12161) - you deserved it (70064)

On 10/25/2009 at 1:18pm - animals - by stixx (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I learned that if you make fun of a man for walking with a cane, you'd better be ready for him to hit you with it. FML

#5912025
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6984) - you deserved it (152053)

On 10/20/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by stick (man) - United States (Florida)



FML's blog

  • Angie's illustrated FML
  • Here we go again. This week I'm talking to you live from the Paris Japan Expo. I'm dressed up as Bernard from the Sailor Moon series, and I almost got kicked out because my katana wasn't the…

Friday 3 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: