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by idonthavereligion / 05/29/2015 at 12:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by RBergman / 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/10/2015 at 9:51am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/14/2015 at 8:58am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by BlondePsycho / 12/29/2014 at 11:14pm / United States (New York) / Work
by cigarettes / 12/11/2014 at 1:33pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
by fuckered519 / 12/06/2014 at 2:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/13/2014 at 9:14pm / United States (Georgia) / Animals
by dwood08 / 11/06/2014 at 8:55pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by noxiffic / 10/31/2014 at 8:31am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
by Anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 6:55am / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Kids
Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML
by Why Me / 10/19/2014 at 11:00pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by MegasaurusRex89 / 10/17/2014 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I found my husband in the bathtub, which was filled with blood-red water, motionless and staring blankly at the ceiling. I started screaming and crying, and he burst into laughter at his "hilarious" prank. He only seemed regretful that his video camera hadn't been recording properly. FML
- Today, I screamed so hard during a nightmare that I developed Laryngitis. I work in a call center.… Today, I had to work a double shift as a server with a multi-fractured foot because my boss decided… Today, I visited a new tattoo parlor, as my previous artist made me uncomfortable with his drunken,…