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Bloink

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 July 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 42124
  • Number of comments : 221
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Bloink : "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong"

Bloink's page activity

Visits<b>rogwest</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 10:38pm<b>behappyitsover</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 5:11pm<b>Kaity_Bugg99</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 1:31pm<b>jake_braves</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 5:36am<b>four0seven</b> - the 07/01/2016 at 2:12am<b>delichick</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 7:38pm<b>BonerFart</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 2:40pm<b>orangejubejube</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 8:23pm<b>Bonngoo</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 1:24pm<b>pandor</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 6:01pm<b>ebonyirony</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:22pm<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 2:01pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 6:24pm<b>invadermaythe1st</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 7:03am<b>majoroftheair</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 11:49pm<b>amburrjade</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 1:32am<b>doc1220</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 2:50am<b>MyGFisaturd</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 4:33pm

Fucked!<b>delichick</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 1:30am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 2:23pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 2:36pm<b>ksks1234</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 8:33am<b>linbabe17</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 6:33am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

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Bloink's favorite FMLs

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML

by welp / 10/28/2015 at 12:11am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, my classmate went into rage mode and cursed at me, complaining how it's so unfair that I'm allowed to wear a hijab in class but she isn't allowed to wear a Flamingo hat. FML

by idontmakethedresscode / 10/23/2015 at 4:17am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I found my dog drinking out of the toilet. My daughter was next to him, also drinking from the toilet. FML

by whoevenncares / 09/03/2015 at 9:06pm / United States / Kids

Today, I had to complete a simple math problem to submit a web form in order to show that I wasn't a spam robot. I got it wrong. I'm officially too bad at arithmetic to prove I'm human. FML

by stupidrobot / 09/03/2015 at 4:14pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

by laurencoc / 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids

Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

by Anonymous / 08/26/2015 at 3:45am / India (West Bengal) / Love

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

by lonelygal69 / 08/19/2015 at 1:54am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, my only pair of shoes that I brought got stolen at the airport while I was being checked by security. I'm now stuck 1000 miles from home with no shoes. FML

by NOOOOOO / 08/16/2015 at 7:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML

by Anonymous / 08/16/2015 at 11:49am / Intimacy

Today, while trying to quit my horrible job at a pizza place, I got so nervous that I accidentally offered to work double my usual hours for another month. FML

by Anonymous / 08/04/2015 at 9:31am / Canada (Ontario) / Work

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2015 at 12:32pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to go on a date with me tomorrow. His reaction was to pick up a banana and pretend that he was in the middle of a phone call. FML

by Lucachoo / 07/25/2015 at 8:22pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML

by HAIL SITHIS / 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I lost out on a job opportunity because the interviewer said my "fake fangs are unprofessional and frankly disturbing". The "fangs" are my real canines, and they have always looked this way. FML

by (-,..,-) / 07/24/2015 at 1:24pm / France / Work

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML

by Anonymous / 07/05/2015 at 3:20pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous