Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Blodwast

Offline (13 hours ago) | Search for a member

Blodwast

6Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 520
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Blodwast's page activity

Visits<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 9:43pm<b>papasmurf3551</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 8:10am<b>whatinthehell</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 12:41am<b>17carusoe</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 6:00pm<b>evan092301</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 5:31pm<b>dillonfi</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 1:18pm<b>jesusalejndr</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 9:24am<b>ginnylin</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 8:24am<b>Devon2000</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 7:12am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 7:03am<b>futureot1</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 6:03am<b>MRSwick2525</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 5:31am<b>Born2Pizza</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 4:14am<b>Malteser95</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 3:16am<b>siham_andalous</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 3:16am<b>MethuselahTurtle</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 3:11am<b>BigMatt803</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 11:34am<b>failedgamer01</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 6:01pm

Fucked!<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 3:43am<b>CrazyConfusing</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 2:30am<b>CaityOlivia94</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 5:42pm<b>failedgamer01</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 2:53pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 1:44pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 10:54am

Blodwast's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

See all of Blodwast's badges

Blodwast's favorite FMLs

Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, 'Congratulations, you have a new match'. FML

#21491028
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26870) - you deserved it (2195)

On 11/10/2015 at 10:28pm - love - by anon - United Kingdom (London, City of)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: