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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 August 1983 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 423
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was in a café when a construction worker asked to borrow a pen. The only pen I had on me was my brand new Parker, which I reluctantly loaned him. As he was writing, he stopped to think, and happily chewed on the end of the pen, which he later returned to me, glistening in saliva. FML


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