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BlitheNightmare
  • Town/Country : Connecticut, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 April 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 331
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About BlitheNightmare : Nothing interesting, just finally made a profile after reading FMLs for a couple years...

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Today, my wife asked me if she looked cute in a new dress that she bought earlier today. I told her that she almost looks like a supermodel. Appearantly "almost" doesn't cut it. Guess who's sleeping on the couch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29644) - you deserved it (10454)

On 10/11/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by keepmouthshut (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19030) - you deserved it (82992)

On 03/27/2009 at 9:05am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Austria (Vorarlberg)



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