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  • Number of visits : 778
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Blee864 : I'm 22 and I'm mixed with black and white. I'm also the firefighter your parents warned you about. I like talkin to new people so feel free to message me.

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Blee864's favorite FMLs

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

#20927673
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40860) - you deserved it (5493)

On 10/20/2013 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

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289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52630) - you deserved it (3508)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college. As I was getting off the exit for my school, I realized I left my bright pink vibrator sitting on my dresser back at home. FML

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61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20459) - you deserved it (69061)

On 03/07/2009 at 8:15pm - intimacy - by vibratorgirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)



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