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  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 January 1992 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1122
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Blee864 : I'm 22 and I'm mixed with black and white. I'm also the firefighter your parents warned you about. I like talkin to new people so feel free to message me.

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML


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On 04/08/2015 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by righthook - United States

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML


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On 10/20/2013 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML


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On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I left my parents house to drive 90 minutes back to college. As I was getting off the exit for my school, I realized I left my bright pink vibrator sitting on my dresser back at home. FML


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On 03/07/2009 at 8:15pm - intimacy - by vibratorgirl (woman) - United States (Delaware)

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