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About Blasta313 : *Insert Random Gibberish Here*
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One ring to rule them all
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, after being told by her therapist to try to make her kids a bigger part of her life because we're so distant from her, my mom's new favorite thing to do is to constantly use the words "YOLO" and "swag" around us. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Thursday 23 April 2015