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Today, I asked my dad why there were no photos of me on the wall. He replied, "Every time you disappoint us we burn one." FML

#19586113
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I agree, your life sucks (29437) - you deserved it (4713)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37323) - you deserved it (11899)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10613) - you deserved it (79577)

On 06/06/2009 at 3:44pm - health - by thedogkisser (man) - United States (Texas)



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