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Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

#283028
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (278423) - you deserved it (50574)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18960) - you deserved it (88282)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:59am - kids - by tryena (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26669) - you deserved it (3039)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version



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