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  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 February 1993 (22 years)
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About BlahzieBlah : i got tired of this thing...sorry

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Today, my mother walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Afterwards, she informed me I would look a lot hotter if I smiled more. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34033) - you deserved it (8686)

On 01/29/2011 at 7:41am - intimacy - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56712) - you deserved it (4632)

On 01/29/2011 at 1:55am - intimacy - by FamilySecret - United States

Today, I got home from my holidays to find my flatmate has moved his girlfriend in without asking me. Not only does she walk around naked, she has also redecorated the rooms. FML


Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9794) - you deserved it (114343)

On 01/28/2011 at 8:06pm - love - by peeoncarl1111 - United States

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