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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 May 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 438
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About BlackHawkSavior : Feel free to message me, I'm always willing to talk about anything. (•_•)
I am computer geek but I also work out every day.
I also like football and math.
I play GTA, all Battlefield's, and Rocket league. I play other games to but I'm best at those. If anyone wants to add me on PSN to play on PS4 I'm BlackHawkSavior. When sending a friend request through PSN make sure to indicate you're from FML

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Today, I finished a 6-part project. It took me 7 hours of straight work because my partner decided I should do it alone. I then learned that the reason my partner did not help me was because the teacher e-mailed the leader of every group, saying the project was cancelled. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23739) - you deserved it (2064)

On 09/20/2015 at 11:26pm - misc - by I'm donnnneeee - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22310) - you deserved it (1902)

On 09/20/2015 at 11:00pm - animals - by spiderlady - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20919) - you deserved it (1377)

On 09/18/2015 at 10:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29817) - you deserved it (5060)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59pm - misc - by Upside-Down Sleeper. - United States (Maryland)

Today, I hit a new low point in my life when I stole batteries from a toy at the daycare I work at, and put them in my vibrator. FML


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On 10/27/2014 at 11:40pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said "Oops." and hung up. FML


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On 08/27/2014 at 6:52pm - misc - by nayahbear24 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out our newborn snores worse than his father. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47849) - you deserved it (5890)

On 05/29/2014 at 11:18am - kids - by bananna - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36304) - you deserved it (4427)

On 10/03/2013 at 10:56pm - love - by Annoyed - United States (Maryland)

Today, my allergies started up with a vengeance. Yesterday I broke 4 ribs and fractured my sternum. Every time I sneeze, I swear I can feel the broken bones move around. FML

Today, I woke up to my cat giving birth, on my bed. I adopted her from a friend, who told me she was spayed. Now I have a giant mess and a cat who won't let me move either her or her babies. Guess I'm sleeping on the couch for a while. FML

Today, Muse cancelled their upcoming show in Oslo. I bought my sold-out tickets on the black market for double the retail price, and have no way of getting my money back. FML


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On 11/29/2012 at 4:12pm - misc - by faen (man) - Norway (Sogn og Fjordane)

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24029) - you deserved it (2697)

On 09/11/2012 at 2:11am - misc - by PissedbythePiper (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15169) - you deserved it (28661)

On 06/02/2012 at 6:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (8013) - you deserved it (36564)

On 05/21/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by bronco_lover89 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a chest x-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML


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On 05/02/2012 at 6:41pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

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