About BlackFames : Hi, my name's Blane. I'm a musician. My favorite artists include Metallica, Slipknot, Stone Sour, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Blue Oyster Cult, Pink Floyd, Sun Kil Moon, and many more that I can't think of 😝. If you like music, or just want chat about random bullshit, send me a message. Thanks for creeping.
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by Boneo and Juliet / 07/16/2015 at 3:22pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my friend at the mall. He didn't see me, so I called him to say "Turn around." He took one look at his phone, snorted loudly enough for me to hear from way off, and put it back in his pocket. FML
by Anonymous / 07/16/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by notpayedenoughforthisshit / 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML
by AylaMarie92 / 07/21/2014 at 5:04pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/08/2014 at 9:20pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
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