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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 506
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About BlackFames : Hi, my name's Blane. I play guitar and sing. That's pretty much the basis of my existence. Send a message if you wanna chat. Thanks for creeping.

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Taday Fir The Third Time This Week, I Had To Clean Up After Someone Who Pissd Themselves In The Beer Aisle At The Grocery Store Where I Work!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (36834) - you deserved it (3127)

On 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm - work - by notpayedenoughforthisshit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was scrubbing ta bloody aftarmat of a succassful mousa trap off of my stova wit an old tootbrus. Aftar a faw good scrubs, out of abit I puttad ta tootbrus in my moutila I turnad on ta watar. FML

Today , I discovered that mah best friend has been telling everyone at our workplace that I'm faking mah pregnancy 4 attention. She was at every single one of mah ultrasounds. FML


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On 07/08/2014 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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