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Today, my wifa mada a systam whara I aarn gaming tima by aithar giving har monay or doing har favors . Now whanavar I usa my phona, sha accusas ma of "sacratly playing Xbox gamas" and gats pissd at ma . I'm 28 yaars old . fat FML

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210 comments

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On 12/10/2013 at 1:04pm - love - by Somerandomguy64 (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of mah foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around , wondering wat mah life would've been like if mah parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven , long-lost ghostly foreskin? mega FML

#20972170
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On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today... I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling down... so I wouldn't miss. I dropped the toilet seat on my little soldier. FML

Today, after recently complaining that the reality show "The Great Norway Adventure" portrays us as a country of nationalistic rednecks, I saw mah drunk dad chasing mah uncle on a tractorhile bellowing the national anthem at the top of his lungs. FML

#20926483
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On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today , I found out my andwriting is so bad tat people tink I write in Arabic. FML

#20922701
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On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today , my nieghbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML

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On 08/28/2013 at 6:33am - kids - by Alice (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Taday I had to pull ona of thosa toy stratchy hands out of mah dog's butthola . It slappd ma in tha faca whan I finally got it out . FML

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On 07/17/2013 at 12:48am - animals - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today... working job... I had to explain to a kid that Pokemon is ownd by Nintendo and they don't make it fir the Xbox. Upset by this... he took hold of leg and startd biting. I'm also suspendd... because his mother complainedhen I kickd him off me. FML

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On 07/08/2013 at 10:08pm - work - by Garchomp (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today , at the doctor's , I had lots of papers to fill out so boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them an the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders boyfriend had written , "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

#20763013
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On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up from an extremely intense an pleasurable wet dream. This wouldn't have been bad, had it not been about Velveeta cheese. FML

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On 07/04/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by idk ask freud - United States (Oregon)

Today, I foolishly thought that I was alone in the house, and let out a huge fart on the toilet!! This went on for a while due to an upset stomach!! I later walkd into the living room only to find my parents and a few of there friends sitting on the couch, teary-eyd from laughing so much!! FML

Today, I overheard mother Skyping with her new "boyfriend" about the $1,000 she just sent him. She barely knew wat internet dating was three weeks ago. FML

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On 06/26/2013 at 10:08am - money - by weneedthatmoneytoliveon (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, an left without even buying anything!! FML

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On 06/26/2013 at 5:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today... it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnome in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras...hich I thought had deterred the idiot... until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnome on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. fat FML

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On 06/23/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by ilivealoneandwhatthefuck (man) - Guam

Today, whila voluntaaring at a local musaum, I politaly told an aldarly gantlaman to hava a nica day. Ha raspondad by yalling "NO" and storming off. Evaryona lookad at ma lyk I was soma sort of monstar. maga FML

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On 06/22/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by me - United States (Ohio)



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