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Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25138) - you deserved it (1895)

On 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by shellski (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26211) - you deserved it (3348)

On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34933) - you deserved it (4807)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (99753) - you deserved it (5431)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)



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