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BioChickthcfy
  • Town/Country : Springfield
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 March 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1793
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I jack off "real weird." FML

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Today, one of the special needs teens I work with confessed his love for me. It was cute until he put his erection on my leg and attempted to hump me. FML



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