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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 947
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, in revenge for me pulling the old salt-in-the-soda prank on him, my dad showed up at my college dressed in a tight blouse and miniskirt, demanding that I come home early with him. I think I'm going to be lynched next time I go to class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37954) - you deserved it (12761)

On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)



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