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  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 July 1994 (20 years)
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About Bigfabthetruth52 : Just passing by time on here sharing a little knowledge with some comments on humorous yet sometimes messed up situations. I gotta passion for music don't know what I would do without it. I also love watching football,basketball and baseball when I feel its actually competitive enough to watch.I usually have a insightful outlook when observing situations or just thinking about life in general if anyone feels like conversating just message me.

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Today, it's been almost 2 months since I moved into mah new place, and it's the first time a girl has slept in mah bed. I also slept on mah new couch for the first time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26585) - you deserved it (3886) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/02/2015 at 9:03pm - love - by Marc (man) - Hong Kong

today I eld te door open fir an old lady, before realizing se was a teacer taking 20-plus kids to lunc at local burger joint, all of wom got in front of me in te line to order. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31542) - you deserved it (4330)

On 11/23/2014 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex!! FML


I agree, your life sucks (47586) - you deserved it (4887)

On 11/11/2014 at 10:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I Went To Get An Ultrasound Done. I Textd My Ex,ho's The Father, And Told Him How Adorable Its Little Feet Are, And Askd Himhy He Didn't Come. I Got A Reply With Two Words: "DNA Test". Mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (37760) - you deserved it (10339)

On 04/21/2014 at 12:03am - kids - by kelly.duggan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ad to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our batroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in te day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out tat pipe wasn't te only one e snakd. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56224) - you deserved it (3756)

On 10/24/2013 at 4:06pm - misc - by soon to be divorced (man) - United States

Today , I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined , an I had to stand an watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was ( God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking. ) fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (68229) - you deserved it (19326)

On 06/01/2013 at 1:09am - intimacy - by Samprib (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got on an elevator wit a woman and er cild. I was te first one on. Wen se stepped on, te capacity alarm went off. As se left se told er daugter tat's y fat people souldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. Se was twice ma size. I got called fat by a ippopotamus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (182839) - you deserved it (12305)

On 03/31/2009 at 10:17am - health - by warp_routine (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was talking to mah guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said ( Well, u could always ask me. ) I then said ( Do u want to go to prom with me? ) His response was ( that's 8! ) FML


I agree, your life sucks (145915) - you deserved it (27099)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML


I agree, your life sucks (248354) - you deserved it (32348)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

yastarday I was tha only ona in an alavator whan an attractiva grl cama in, talking on har phona. Sha told har friand, "I hava to go, thara's a cuta guy on this alavator." Bafora I could avan raact, sha turnad to ma and said, "Sorry fir lying, I raally wantad to gat off tha phona with har." FML


I agree, your life sucks (243181) - you deserved it (14905)

On 03/10/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by TuralSucks (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (237995) - you deserved it (31202)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me. I Cried And Told Him That I Loved Him. He Gave Me A Quarter And Told Me To Call Someone Who Cared. I Threw The Quarter In His Face And Ran. I Waited For The Bus, But When I Got On, I Realized I Was 25 Cents Short Of The Fare. I Walked Home In The Rain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (273974) - you deserved it (60023)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML


I agree, your life sucks (241567) - you deserved it (82256)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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