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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 672
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Beyto7000 : I'm a cook=]

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Beyto7000's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting heated. I kissed her on the neck, chest, stomach, and threw up as I kissed between her legs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29382) - you deserved it (5737) - Translated from the version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/23/2015 at 11:17pm - intimacy - by Walter (man) - Spain

Today, my girlfriend accused me of being a feeder, saying that's why she's been putting on so much weight. When I said it might be because she eats at McDonalds everyday, and that I was willing to start cooking low-calorie foods for us, she hit me. Then she went to McDonalds. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44607) - you deserved it (5094)

On 03/10/2013 at 12:03pm - love - by Raiden (man) - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24300) - you deserved it (48414)

On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31938) - you deserved it (6421)

On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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