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Beowulf209
  • Town/Country : Valley Springs, California, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 June 1975 (38 years)
  • Number of visits : 264
  • Number of comments : 20
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Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26371) - you deserved it (2570) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17695) - you deserved it (48501)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45551) - you deserved it (13566)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML

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On 03/26/2011 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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