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About Bend_over : Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. It’s fine if you disagree with me, but don't be impolite about it.
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Today, my mom revealed to me thathen I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boyshile I was feeling their "no no" area . I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read . FML

#6768891
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28956) - you deserved it (7021)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WAS AT TARGET BUYING FOUR COLORING BOOKS . AS I WAS IN LINE, THE WOMAN BEHIND ME SAID THAT BUYING COLORING BOOKS WAS A GOOD IDEA TO KEEP MY KIDS OCCUPIED . I SMILED AND SAID THAT IT WOULD GIVE ME A FEW MINUTES TO RELAX . I AM A 26 YEAR OLD GUY WITH NO KIDS . THE COLORING BOOKS WERE 4 ME . REAL FML

#6664600
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15190) - you deserved it (33226)

On 12/08/2009 at 1:06pm - kids - by 2old4thiscrap (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

#6268890
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38883) - you deserved it (4029)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today..!! while finishing up raking leaves..!! I decidd it would be a fun idea to jump into them!! After rolling around in the leaves 4 a bit..!! I smelld something funny!! Turns out I was rolling around in dog shit!! real FML

#6226609
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13705) - you deserved it (33268)

On 11/09/2009 at 10:18am - animals - by Kirta (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out . They are accompanied by sayings such as ( you don't want to turn out lyk this . ) FML

#6222745
71 comments

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On 11/09/2009 at 12:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in fir 6 days. FML

#6191568
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33549) - you deserved it (6035)

On 11/07/2009 at 1:55am - misc - by iheartvodka (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, at work we were gatered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because is wife ad dropped tere newborn baby. I accidentally lauged at te image. FML

#6043300
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13017) - you deserved it (55005)

On 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by R (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad an me outside of our house. FML

#5937584
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30950) - you deserved it (6403)

On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

today I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game fir threatening children. fat FML

#5841852
117 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 1:04pm - kids - by hatelittleboys (woman) - United States (Colorado)

yesterday I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan.

#5811871
292 comments

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On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passd her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it , then hurriedly passd it to a hideou girl sitting on her left , who said yes , then huggd me. real FML

#5598991
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35737) - you deserved it (10843)

On 10/02/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by asshole (man) - United States (Oregon)

2day in te middle of te nigt I was punced in te face by my frigtened grlfriend wo ad just been awoken by er own fart. FML

#5550225
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64730) - you deserved it (4728)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen mah debit card and maxd it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to looool change the addres on the card, so everything they bought online has been shippd to me. The bad news? I've receivd 16 snuggie so far, and I'm still counting. FML

#5529870
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43482) - you deserved it (3286)

On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I MET BOYFRIEND'S FATHER 4 THE FIRST TIME. WE WERE AT A RESTAURANT AND BOFRIEND KEPT PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH ME UNDER THE TABLE. WHEN BOYFRIEND EXCUSED HIMSELF TO GO TO THE RESTROOM, THE GAME OF FOOTSIE WAS STILL GOING ON. FML

#5519699
97 comments

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On 09/28/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by ohcrap (woman) - United States (Texas)



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