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by Anonymous / 11/19/2012 at 2:44pm / United States (California) / Love
by wow babe / 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by crazycatlady / 11/19/2012 at 11:15am / United States / Animals
by they've been broken up for a year. / 11/19/2012 at 2:13am / United States (Texas) / Love
by john r.t. / 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm / United States / Kids
Today, a cute girl sitting next to me asked if she could use my phone. As I handed it to her, I attempted to use the expression "knock yourself out," but for a reason I can still not fathom, it came out as "kill yourself." FML
by Holy Testacles / 10/17/2012 at 12:45am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML
by Anonymous / 10/16/2012 at 8:36am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by unfortunateMother / 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Kids
by Geckosrock99 / 08/30/2012 at 10:45pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, wanting to be on time for my first job interview, I woke up at the crack of dawn and walked almost an hour through a thunderstorm. When I arrived, I was told that the manager wasn't in today, because of the bad weather. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2012 at 12:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, there's a cricket in my apartment. I don't know if I'm more annoyed by the fact that it somehow got up three flights of stairs to get here, or that my cat is so excited about it that he's jumping on me and howling in my face to announce the cricket's presence instead of killing it. FML
by calivianya / 08/28/2012 at 12:49am / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
by pridekills / 08/19/2012 at 12:19am / United States (Florida) / Work
by Sarah / 08/17/2012 at 3:45am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/14/2012 at 1:16am / United States (Nebraska) / Intimacy