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Bellacanfixit

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 780
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Bellacanfixit : Hello, I'm Bella. I'm not an acrimonious, narcissistic jerk like many on FML. I'm a very introverted person, and I don't like to start fights. I'm really nice, send me a message and let's talk. :]

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Today, husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery !! We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested !! People kept giving us drty lookshen passing !! We later realized there was something covering the "G" !! mega FML

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104 comments

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On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I told ma 3 year old daugter to beave or I'd spank er. Se looked rigt at me an said "Bring it." FML

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I was in mah room, in mah brief and texting mah grlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as mah camera phone clicked, mah mom walked in. You can see mah mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I reacd a new low and embarrasd my entire family. Wile in te frozen section of Walmart, I droppd to my knees and let out a orrific, agonizing scream, wen I found out tey were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

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On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man , your a fast cashier , I lyk my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond , so not thinking , I quickly said , "Yeah , me too." FML

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129 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was awakened from a peaceful sleep by crazy ex-girlfriend, who apparently copied key before our break up three months ago. She was on top of me, stroking bered, whispering: “He looks lyk Jesus.” FML

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115 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... I WAS AT WORK AT HOLLYWOOD VIDEO. A GUY CUMMED IN AN LEFT WITHOUT RENTING ANYTHING. MINUTES LATER... I FIND HUMAN FECES BETWEEN THE "KIDS" AN "COMEDY" AISLES. FML

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74 comments

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On 12/20/2009 at 1:32am - work - by Van (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

#5187635
126 comments

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I ad a cack-up wit my darmatologist. Wan I took off my pants sa noticad a small mark on my panis and was concarnad. I ad to inform ar tat it was not in fact a mola but a bruisa from gatting it stuck in a Snappla bottla two days prior to ta cack-up. FML

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180 comments

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On 07/12/2009 at 3:07am - health - by Best-stuf-on-Earth (man) - United States (California)

2day after te curc service was over, ma two year old granddaugter started to sing into te micropone. Se said, "Here Nana, u sing". I picked up te micropone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". Se took te micropone back and said, "No e doesn't." FML

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On 05/19/2009 at 10:04am - kids - by nana (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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