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BellaBelle

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BellaBelle

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 May 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4377
  • Number of comments : 799
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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BellaBelle's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

#17874410
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29553) - you deserved it (6595)

On 09/30/2011 at 10:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

#17839732
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42165) - you deserved it (3415)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

#17762690
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10901) - you deserved it (39139)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:37am - misc - by jj4320 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19153) - you deserved it (50413)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

#17744252
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41099) - you deserved it (4294)

On 09/14/2011 at 2:11pm - intimacy - by wf - United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31889) - you deserved it (12507)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, my doctor asked for a urine sample. It's the first time I've tried to cup my own pee. Despite the fact that I'm a woman, I managed to aim wrong, and sprayed the floor, hit the door and my handbag with my own pee. FML

#17584076
179 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 5:09am - health - by goldengirl - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

#17577684
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32956) - you deserved it (4914)

On 08/25/2011 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by shocked (man) - United States

Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML

#17500518
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8896) - you deserved it (104023)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:27pm - misc - by Tom - United States (Texas)

Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML

#17376503
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8645) - you deserved it (66832)

On 08/05/2011 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

#17367544
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10160) - you deserved it (122267)

On 08/04/2011 at 2:28pm - money - by Joe - United States (Florida)

Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML

#17365713
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11135) - you deserved it (77362)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:35am - misc - by jshi8 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

#17365411
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15748) - you deserved it (61418)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom



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