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TODAY ON MAH WAY TO BURGER KING I GOT INTO A HEATED DISCUSSION WITH MAH WIFE ABOUT OUR CATS. WE HAVE 15 RESCUES AND I'VE REACHED MAH LIMIT. GUESS WAT CUMMED RUNNING UP TO MAH CARHILE WAITING IN THE DRIVE-THROUGH. WE NAMED HIM PICKLES. FML

#21091449
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43502) - you deserved it (9421)

On 03/20/2014 at 12:31am - animals - by cat whisperer - United States

yesterday an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking... and me being quite "vertically challenged..." I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs... cuddle and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML

#21082683
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Taday I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it cuz one note that I playd soundd like a fart. FML

#21082619
63 comments

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On 03/09/2014 at 10:09pm - misc - by some band player - United States (Illinois)

2day a teenage grl bumped into me and my pone fell out of my ands, looool and over te Golden Gate Bridge. FML

#21081896
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On 03/09/2014 at 1:08am - misc - by Seriously? - United States (California)

Today, I told mah boyfriand that I'm bisaxual. Ha dumpad ma cuz apparantly now thara is ( too much compatition ). FML

#21081103
74 comments

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On 03/08/2014 at 4:23am - love - by biwhat (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building . The whole building now smell like urine . The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict . He wants answers . FML

#21080782
103 comments

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On 03/07/2014 at 8:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterdayhile I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of mah car, unzipped, an started pissing on mah windshield!! FML

#21080535
85 comments

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On 03/07/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Jehovah God (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I askd my grandmother what she lookd like when she was young. She casually replid, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

#21080512
72 comments

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On 03/07/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, I was in my Honors English class . I sneezd very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture . I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." real FML

today my mum begged me to let her putted fake nails on me to practice fir her styling exam. I've been sitting on the toilet fir the past half an hour trying to figure out how to wipe without damaging something. FML

Today, I got back the essay I wrote about how mah country's education system is fucked. At one point, I made a spelling mistake. My teacher wrote a note about it, basically calling me illiterate and telling me to pay attention in school instead of whining about it. She misspelled "school". FML

#20990145
97 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 1:00pm - misc - by lrn2spel, teach (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody!! I confrontd the personho everyone thought I was dating , and askd him about it!! He also thought we were dating!! big fat FML

#20989946
89 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 6:27am - love - by Rumors - United States (Wisconsin)

Today I fartd so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
77 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

yesterday I found a credit card at mah job!! As store policy goes, we have to cut up lost cards immediately after finding them to protect the cardholders!! As I grab the scissors and cut, mah manager calls out, ( Has anyone seen mah credit card? ) mega FML

#20988740
193 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 7:33am - work - by mariology (man) - United States (Delaware)



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