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BekkyLove15

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BekkyLove15

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1102
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About BekkyLove15 : I like music and books more than I like real people.

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Visits<b>eleebug</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 5:32pm<b>johnjingleheimer</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 4:28pm<b>outrigger1990</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 11:05pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 8:51am<b>Liamj774</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 4:06pm<b>AnnaDeWitt</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 5:24pm<b>aj9319</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 9:13am<b>cdncw</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 4:59pm<b>sleepisweak</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 11:42pm<b>Raptor73242</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 6:17am<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 4:46pm<b>bolshevisky</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 4:04pm<b>jjjoey4</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 10:04am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 7:12pm<b>marisol180</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 5:42am<b>kenjenkei</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 6:43am<b>cosmochk06</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 7:11am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 10:29pm

Fucked!<b>cdncw</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 10:59pm<b>ToxicTyrael</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 10:47pm<b>Mukuro</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 1:12am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 3:29am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 1:05am<b>Carlykmx</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 10:10pm<b>Eggs6131</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 9:55pm<b>Zx_MaSsAcRe_xZ</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 9:51pm<b>derp_taco</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 4:07am

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BekkyLove15's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML

#21099597
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37707) - you deserved it (3039)

On 03/29/2014 at 7:06pm - health - by unlucky - United States (Florida)

Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML

#21082683
190 comments

Today, my students presented their projects on genetics to the rest of the class. One student told the class that salted and unsalted peanuts were an example of genetic variation. She was serious. FML

#21076929
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41697) - you deserved it (4490)

On 03/03/2014 at 2:58pm - work - by Biologyfacepalm (woman) - United States

Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with play-doh and made a sculpture that resembled a penis. I tried to cover up and asked if it was an action figure. He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "It's a DICK." FML

#21069587
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45317) - you deserved it (5753)

On 02/23/2014 at 5:27pm - kids - by hot sweet.... not (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, I found out what a lightweight my girlfriend is. After having a couple of drinks, she began flirting, then grabbed my ass. She felt around a bit before freaking out and asking where my penis was. FML

#21067583
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50171) - you deserved it (5769)

On 02/21/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, I went to the arcade with my dad, and we decided to try out the hurricane simulator, which blasts 60mph air around in an enclosed space. My dad farted halfway through. FML

#21066497
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45849) - you deserved it (4885)

On 02/20/2014 at 12:45pm - misc - by begging for air - United States (Oregon)

Today, I needed to borrow money from my girlfriend. I went into her bag and pulled out the money all while a lady watched me open-mouthed. Turns out it wasn't my girlfriend's bag. It belonged to the lady watching me. FML

#21062237
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40768) - you deserved it (18746)

On 02/16/2014 at 7:56am - money - by anon - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I watched "Time of the Doctor" and I'm pretty sure my love of Doctor Who slithered out through my ear and shamefully lodged itself in the darkest corner of the room, crying. FML

#21005939
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31161) - you deserved it (7986)

On 12/26/2013 at 7:08am - love - by anon - Australia

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

#20982904
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52126) - you deserved it (8514)

On 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by fuckadaisical (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, while running, a man ran up next to me and started jogging with me. He asked if he could run with me and I said yes. Later, when I told him I was going home, he followed me home. When I asked him to leave, he say down on my lawn in protest. He has been there for over 4 hours. FML

#20738304
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53303) - you deserved it (7980)

On 06/21/2013 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8469) - you deserved it (19165)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

#18078526
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43457) - you deserved it (4168)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:58am - intimacy - by Darcy (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

#17438897
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48685) - you deserved it (5061)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

#17109341
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31201) - you deserved it (5266)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States



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