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Bekkathememe

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 February 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 247
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Bekkathememe : I'm Christian, an artist, writer, Brony, Whovian, Otaku, Assassin, Liar, Tribute, and an Avenger. I'm also a recreational gamer who has the best friends anyone could ever wish for.
My tumblr: SpontaneousArtisticness

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Bekkathememe's favorite FMLs

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

#16019768
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15705) - you deserved it (64183)

On 05/02/2011 at 2:46pm - intimacy - by hornyloser (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 4 year old son told his preschool teacher that his daddy could pick up 10,000 cows but couldn't pick up his mommy because she was too heavy. I'm the mommy. FML

#13467728
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27131) - you deserved it (5575)

On 10/16/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by princessj - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend was crying. I asked her what was wrong, and she said her husband was going to divorce her for seeing me. FML

#8590845
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40093) - you deserved it (6167)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Pip (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML

#7031264
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19794) - you deserved it (2137)

On 12/30/2009 at 5:36am - intimacy - by kte (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

#5148313
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (183262) - you deserved it (19008)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

#3676962
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52612) - you deserved it (27331)

On 07/11/2009 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I had never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. I commented without thinking, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML

#2973939
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10367) - you deserved it (60602)

On 06/17/2009 at 6:08pm - love - by emix (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML

#1248718
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19342) - you deserved it (237791)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:16am - misc - by danielle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

#1003972
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31856) - you deserved it (55014)

On 04/15/2009 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML

#871042
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (111162) - you deserved it (5738)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:43pm - misc - by Crazy09 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML

#530298
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (236544) - you deserved it (15943)

On 03/22/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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