Beepbeep7

Search for a member

Offline (the 03/16/2015 at 9:24am)

Beepbeep7

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 May 1983 (33 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1255
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Beepbeep7 : The stupidity of some people never ceases to amaze me.

What this generation needs is not time out.What they really need is their asses tore up.

I'm just your average bit of sunshine.

Beepbeep7's page activity

Visits<b>jordanwilbanks</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 8:02am<b>devandanae</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 12:33am<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 11:46pm<b>yourmomshotfirst</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 8:47pm<b>BeastGiannasio</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 12:45am<b>saraitkddh</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 10:19am<b>vivian3909</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 1:48pm<b>Mr_Guy_Dude</b> - the 11/28/2014 at 10:21pm<b>whatsittoyabitch</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 6:07pm<b>DaveSprite</b> - the 05/21/2014 at 2:32am<b>seeoseek</b> - the 04/12/2014 at 1:10am<b>balletdancer21</b> - the 04/05/2014 at 5:35pm<b>Bloink</b> - the 04/03/2014 at 11:42am<b>gingergirl3033</b> - the 04/03/2014 at 12:03am<b>inner_peace</b> - the 04/01/2014 at 12:24am<b>Katiekhalifa</b> - the 02/26/2014 at 8:51am<b>Ashamed_Sister</b> - the 02/26/2014 at 1:07am<b>thepanakuukanap</b> - the 02/24/2014 at 5:16pm

Fucked!<b>saraitkddh</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 4:19pm

Beepbeep7's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of Beepbeep7's badges

Beepbeep7's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

by sonwhy / 02/24/2014 at 7:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

by heyhijello / 09/09/2013 at 6:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML

by heartbroken / 09/09/2013 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML

by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 7:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I found out the unionized cleaning people that empty the garbage and clean the toilets make $19/hr and have more paid time off than I do with my college degree. FML

by Anonymous / 09/07/2013 at 12:37am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy

Today, my loneliness reached a new level when I befriended the fly in my apartment, Mr. Stickyfoot. FML

by JustAnotherFML23 / 09/03/2013 at 9:32pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

by ugh / 09/03/2013 at 7:53pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, I had to visit a client because his printer had broken down. After driving for an hour, then being screamed at about how horrible my company's service is, I walked over to his printer and found the problem: there was no paper loaded. FML

by Anonymous / 09/03/2013 at 3:50pm / United States / Work

Today, my boyfriend got offered a job at Abercrombie. The first thing he asked was "they only hire hot people, right?!" Now he won't stop telling me how lucky I am to be with such a hot guy. FML

Today, my dad told me I was folding my laundry all wrong. I said with a smirk, "A little clothes-minded, are we?" He slapped me. Hard. FML

by fml / 09/03/2013 at 2:31am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our work policy states that I have to pretend not to notice. FML

by poolgirl789 / 09/03/2013 at 2:30am / United Kingdom (Bradford) / Intimacy

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm trapped in my apartment. My new cat won't let me leave. Every time I try, he blocks the door, hisses and tries to savage me. I'm my own cat's bitch. FML

by aherdofpigs / 09/02/2013 at 3:22pm / United States / Animals

Today, I was feeling abnormally self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on any makeup. The first thing my 7-year-old cousin said when she saw me was, "You look like my pet rat!" FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 2:22pm / United States / Kids

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "condoms are too expensive." FML

by Anonymous / 09/02/2013 at 1:03pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy