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Beckleyy

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Beckleyy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6785
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Beckleyy : I'm Alicia(:
Favorite color is red❤
I love to read

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Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemd lyk it would be a good night. Wellhile in the movie theater I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said "You're so funny I'm so glad we're friends". FML

#1927790
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58430) - you deserved it (5145)

On 05/14/2009 at 11:22am - love - by heartbreakkid21 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I stayed up all night to study fir mah anatomy final at 9 a.m !! I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night !! Apparently I feel asleep with mah headphones as mah friend woke me up after walking out of the test asking how I did !! 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up !! FML

#1923486
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63158) - you deserved it (14221)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:51am - misc - by peoplesuck (man) - United States

Today, I was spanding tima with my boyfriand fir our ona yaar annivarsary. Trying to ba romantic, I told him that I lovad him an I was so glad I was with him. Ha raspondad by giving ma a thumbs-up an turning back to tha TV. FML

#1922791
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46107) - you deserved it (6017)

On 05/14/2009 at 2:48am - love - by KarolBee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 3-year-old looool said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

#1918683
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58538) - you deserved it (6953)

On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I Was Accepted To Harvard's Law Program. Prestigious Rigt? After Earing Te Good News Te Only Ting Ma Parents Talked About Over Dinner Was Wo Tey Wanted To Win American Idol: Adam... Kris Or Danny. FML

#1916731
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52820) - you deserved it (4613)

On 05/13/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by NoComparison (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , I Was Waaring Mah Naw Sunglassa Whila Watching A Baskatball Gama. A Pratty Hot Looking Grl Was Sitting A Faw Spots Naxt To Ma So I Stard At Har Braasts. A Faw Minuta Latar , I Lookd Up At Har Faca An Sha Was Looking At Ma In Disgust. It Turns Out That Mah Sunglassa Wara Saa Through. Maga FML

#1912773
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7923) - you deserved it (84744)

On 05/13/2009 at 7:26pm - misc - by rackman007 (man) - United States (Maine)

2day I finally beat the song ( Through the Fire an Flames ) on Guitar Hero 3. I then realized that it was the biggest accomplishment I've ever made in entire life. FML

#1909780
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49281) - you deserved it (35490)

On 05/13/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I ad a really bad day at work and te only ting tat was getting me troug te day was te idea of taking a nice... ot... relaxing bat. Wen I got to front door tere was a sut off notice from te gas company. I won't be taking any ot bats until I come up wit te $500 bill. FML

TODAY, I WOKE UP AFTER A NIGHT OF PARTYING AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM!! THAT’SHEN I REALIZED THAT AFTER PASSING OUT WITH MAH SHOES ON LAST NIGHT, MAH FRIEND DECIDED USE A BLACK SHARPIE AND PLAY “CONNECT THE DOTS” WITH MAH ACNE!! FML

#1905564
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39612) - you deserved it (18519)

On 05/13/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was going looool through my moms closat. On ona of tha shalvas, I found two baby books. Ona was mina, tha othar was ona 4 a dog sha ownd bafora I was born. I lookd through tham both. Tha dog's baby book was filld out mora than mina was. fat FML

#1905571
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44759) - you deserved it (3747)

On 05/13/2009 at 4:15pm - kids - by stickers (woman) - United States (Delaware)

2DAY AFTER PRACTICING A SONG 4 MY GRLFRIEND ON GUITAR ALL DAY , I CALLD HER OVER TO MY HOUSE TO SHOW IT TO HER. AFTER A LONG SPEECH ABOUT HOW "THIS IS 4 YOU," I PLAYD 4 ABOUT 3 SECOND BEFORE I BROKE A STRING,HICH SLAPPD HER IN HER FACE. FML

#1694711
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63766) - you deserved it (5748)

On 05/06/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I sent everyone a text on ma pone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May te Fourt be wit you!!" I forgot to unceck ma exgirlfriend's number!! Se textd back, "one of te many reasons I broke up wit you." FML

#1628197
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26835) - you deserved it (68769)

On 05/04/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by 1suckatL1fe - United States (Virginia)

Today... I was pulld over by a police officer fir speeding. After writing the ticket... he askd me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scard. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

#1383069
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71763) - you deserved it (15615)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, as I was wasing te dises, I feltat I tougt was a mosquito on ma leg. I kicked at it wit ma foot only to realize tat I ad just kicked ma adopted puppy in te face. Now,enever I come into a room, e runs to te corner and pees. FML

#1286671
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25680) - you deserved it (85567)

On 04/24/2009 at 11:18am - animals - by Anonymousagb (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)



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