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BeautifulLiesx
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 February 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3959
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About BeautifulLiesx : I'm a band geek. I am woodwind captain for my marching band. I play the alto saxophone and piano.

Message me, I won't bite.

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 7:26am<b>playhard_51</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 10:06pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 11:59am<b>moron011</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 12:26am<b>fordboy101</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 11:41pm<b>brndnmcmillan</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 1:03pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 9:00am<b>bigjake</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 8:00am<b>slackerjoe</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 9:33pm<b>last_kings84</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 3:00pm<b>wilbur4321</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 1:15am<b>jrmertz00</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 1:10am<b>kalani_smith621</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 12:31am<b>raven83</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 11:50pm<b>littlenightowl</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 11:23pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 5:00am<b>mattbaker</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 3:07am<b>bps315</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 4:35pm

Fucked!<b>RA91</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 8:58pm<b>ENCOURAGER</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 6:44pm<b>Melharr</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 5:35am<b>condor216</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 8:39pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 11:26am<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 3:28am<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 3:30pm<b>nhbasskid13</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 5:54am<b>Imadeek</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 10:23pm<b>GeneralGuerrier</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 6:57am<b>xluciferx666</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 5:14am<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 3:39am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 1:04am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:49am<b>pipefitter69</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 3:52pm<b>SweetIam</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 5:01am<b>Captain_Brittain</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 4:35am<b>scott421</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 2:30pm

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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BeautifulLiesx's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML

#21432849
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29017) - you deserved it (2276)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:29pm - love - by isaidfuckoff (woman) - United States

Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML

#21431507
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22229) - you deserved it (8060)

On 06/24/2015 at 11:49pm - misc - by WhyIHateTeachers - United States (Florida)

Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML

#21431164
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34925) - you deserved it (2095)

On 06/24/2015 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, it's my birthday. I had asked my parents for a keyboard, and I was really excited to open the massive box they gave me. It was a computer keyboard. I've been playing piano for 11 years. FML

#21428456
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28051) - you deserved it (4027)

On 06/19/2015 at 4:37am - misc - by THANKS - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML

#21427606
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29950) - you deserved it (8541)

On 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm - kids - by RecentCollegeGrad (woman) -

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML

#21423894
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35147) - you deserved it (6957)

On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML

#21408368
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26670) - you deserved it (8712)

On 05/11/2015 at 12:40pm - misc - by oops (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML

#21406781
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27412) - you deserved it (3723)

On 05/08/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by McWhopper - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML

#21406274
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28617) - you deserved it (2502)

On 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by Random737193 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML

#21405167
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30168) - you deserved it (3315)

On 05/05/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
102 comments

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39175) - you deserved it (3369)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML

#21381072
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28636) - you deserved it (2992)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

#21371084
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36232) - you deserved it (3091)

On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)



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