About BeachGirl27 : I'd say I'm at the extreme end of "normal" and am complicated enough that noone understands me, even myself! According to my daughters their friends see me as cool even though I'm a self-confessed nerd. I am pretty non-judgmental and open-minded except about bad parenting and have a bizarre sense of humour. Yup, that about sums me up.
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by Anonymous / 04/20/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Idaho) / Animals
by notmine / 04/19/2014 at 10:39pm / India (Delhi) / Work
Today, after living in my apartment for nearly a year, I heard my neighbor having a violent toilet session. Now I realize he's always been able to hear the wrath of my bowels too. We wave at each other every day. FML
by toilet_trouble / 04/19/2014 at 3:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm / Norway (Nordland) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/18/2014 at 8:14pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by mac / 01/27/2014 at 9:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/06/2013 at 8:06am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML
by techiefIve / 06/14/2011 at 6:04am / United States (California) / Geek
by duncanisgey / 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
by Ldp56 / 02/25/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by rebekah / 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
- Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I… Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He… Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me…