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BeachGirl27

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BeachGirl27

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 November 1969 (45 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1114
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About BeachGirl27 : I'd say I'm at the extreme end of "normal" and am complicated enough that noone understands me, even myself! According to my daughters their friends see me as cool even though I'm a self-confessed nerd. I am pretty non-judgmental and open-minded except about bad parenting and have a bizarre sense of humour. Yup, that about sums me up.

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Fucked!<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 12:33am

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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BeachGirl27's favorite FMLs

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

#21117573
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45924) - you deserved it (3355)

On 04/19/2014 at 10:39pm - work - by notmine (man) - India (Delhi)

Today, after living in my apartment for nearly a year, I heard my neighbor having a violent toilet session. Now I realize he's always been able to hear the wrath of my bowels too. We wave at each other every day. FML

Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML

#21116703
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44030) - you deserved it (7046)

On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I took my kids to an Easter party hosted by a local church. The nice lady in charge told the kids, "Jesus died, but He rose to life again!" My 9 year old screamed, "LIKE A ZOMBIE!" FML

#21116666
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42402) - you deserved it (8303)

On 04/18/2014 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my roommate showed me a video of a cockroach crawling all over my face while I was asleep in the lounge. FML

#21041659
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49973) - you deserved it (4203)

On 01/27/2014 at 9:40am - animals - by mac - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized my girlfriend makes the same exact noises in bed and when she eats. I don't know if I'm a really good cook or a really bad lover. FML

#20444730
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27918) - you deserved it (3551)

On 01/06/2013 at 8:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32951) - you deserved it (3637)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML

#16657656
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13808) - you deserved it (48253)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:04am - misc - by techiefIve (man) - United States (California)

Today, I rushed my dog to the vet because he was foaming at the mouth. I returned home with a bill for $200 and a dog who apparently has a thing for marshmallows. FML

#15198573
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31989) - you deserved it (6085)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:57pm - money - by duncanisgey - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school. Apparently, she was learning about the food pyramid and when she was asked to identify what she had eaten the day before, she said "dog food". FML

#15114722
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30369) - you deserved it (4360)

On 02/25/2011 at 1:44pm - kids - by Ldp56 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (439187) - you deserved it (72874)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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