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BeachGirl27

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BeachGirl27

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 November 1969 (45 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1124
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About BeachGirl27 : I'd say I'm at the extreme end of "normal" and am complicated enough that noone understands me, even myself! According to my daughters their friends see me as cool even though I'm a self-confessed nerd. I am pretty non-judgmental and open-minded except about bad parenting and have a bizarre sense of humour. Yup, that about sums me up.

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Visits<b>goodvsevil1275</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 10:13am<b>43bubba34</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 8:33am<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 6:33pm<b>meli1195</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 4:54am<b>Sansa</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 7:11pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 6:29pm<b>sb4331</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 5:04pm<b>immaloser95</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 3:30am<b>ForeignKestrel</b> - the 01/30/2015 at 6:51am<b>buckstop1</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 9:36pm<b>Infamous278</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 12:22am<b>D26</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 12:16am<b>omgpp</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 10:47pm<b>lord_meloetta</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 8:28pm<b>wratty11</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 5:30pm<b>sebascat4ever</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 5:12pm<b>LissaMccracken</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 11:10pm<b>Mr_Saikaly</b> - the 07/25/2014 at 6:26am

Fucked!<b>BananaCoconutty</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 12:33am

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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BeachGirl27's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

#21147237
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47198) - you deserved it (4042)

On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML

#21147101
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49426) - you deserved it (12148)

On 05/21/2014 at 7:05am - love - by Alone - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML

#21146270
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54418) - you deserved it (4814)

On 05/20/2014 at 1:27pm - misc - by Q - United States

Today, my idiot sister had to have her aged dog put down, then she posts on MY Facebook page, "RIP, Buddy, we'll miss you." My adult children and most of my friends thought I died. FML

#21145745
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46313) - you deserved it (4533)

On 05/19/2014 at 10:38pm - misc - by SmittyJA24 - United States (Idaho)

Today, I told my 4-year-old neighbor that I'm pregnant. His response was to attack me with a stick "for swallowing a baby." Three people had to pull him off. FML

#21145558
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48857) - you deserved it (5605)

On 05/19/2014 at 8:00pm - kids - by Baby eater - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my landlord's control issue got out of control when I got a call telling me I have "too much stuff" and have to move out of the apartment. I sold all my furniture when I moved in and all I currently own is a scratch post, a chair and a pair of curtains. FML

#21145421
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41344) - you deserved it (3891)

On 05/19/2014 at 5:44pm - money - by that makes me a sad panda (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

#21145215
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50157) - you deserved it (5015)

On 05/19/2014 at 2:43pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

#21143037
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47467) - you deserved it (5271)

On 05/17/2014 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML

#21142867
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49819) - you deserved it (9588)

On 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm - misc - by creepyyy (woman) - United States

Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4am. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML

#21142655
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45906) - you deserved it (4562)

On 05/17/2014 at 6:11am - misc - by frustrated - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was taking a piss, when a mosquito came out of nowhere and headed straight for my dick. In my startled attempt to ward it away, I pissed all over everything, including myself. FML

#21142253
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41564) - you deserved it (14247)

On 05/16/2014 at 8:33pm - misc - by pissed off (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML

#21142020
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44899) - you deserved it (9514)

On 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom showing her friends that she can deepthroat a banana. That's something I could've lived a long and happy life without seeing. FML

#21141912
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57496) - you deserved it (5721)

On 05/16/2014 at 3:26pm - intimacy - by fuck florida (man) - United States (California)

Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid. After we spent ages wandering around trying to find her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today. FML

#21141882
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40702) - you deserved it (3991)

On 05/16/2014 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML

#21141738
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55639) - you deserved it (7779)

On 05/16/2014 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by (not) fucked - United States (Texas)



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