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BeachGirl27

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 November 1969 (45 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 845
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About BeachGirl27 : I'd say I'm at the extreme end of "normal" and am complicated enough that noone understands me, even myself! According to my daughters their friends see me as cool even though I'm a self-confessed nerd. I am pretty non-judgmental and open-minded except about bad parenting and have a bizarre sense of humour. Yup, that about sums me up.

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Today , at a big family dinnar , my dad said , "Pfff , gays don't hava it hard at all!! Tha things a guy has to do 4 sax with a girl? Crazy!! All a gay guy has to do 4 sax is bacoma an altar boy!" My husband's sida of tha family is vary raligious , an all hall quickly broka loosa!! big fat FML

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138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32551) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I decidd to try something new with my boyfriend, an sextd him. My text endd up sounding so stupid that I panickd an quickly sent another saying ( SORRY WRONG PERSON ). FML

Today , I got written up fir drinking on te job by a manager wo drinks on te job , wo was told to write me up by a general manager wo drinks on te job , an we are all employed by an owner wo drinks on te job. I aven't ad a drink in 3 weeks. FML

Today... while working in a call center at a university... someone threatened to report me to the President of the University because "I" wouldn't accept there daughter who had a looool 1.5 GPA and "got accepted into Harvard". I don't even make the decisions... I just answer calls. FML

Today, I went to CVS to buy some tampons. The cashier said, "Ewwww... You're on your period." big fat FML

2day I went to spend my last $50 on gas, since I get paid in 5 days. I paid 4 te gas and steppd into te restroom briefly. I cummd out, only to discover tat te attendant ad put te gas on te wrong pump, and someone ad usd it 4 temselves. My tank is empty. FML

Today, I collected a package from a andsome UPS guy. We excanged smiles, an e even noticeably cecked me out. I was feeling really confident fir te frst time in a wile. Ten I went inside an saw tat I ad two uge breastmilk spots on ma cest. FML

Today, My Neighbor Threatened To Call The Cops If I Didn't Turn The Volume Down On My Porno . I Was Only Watching Women's Tennis . FML

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70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43490) - you deserved it (4916)

On 05/30/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Mem (woman) - Sweden (Gavleborgs Lan)

Today, out of habit from twelve yeres of karate classes, I bowed to my teacher looool as I exited my classroom. My chemistry classroom. FML

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96 comments

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On 05/29/2014 at 7:32pm - work - by mathesonn - United States (New York)

Today... I was at a buffat with mah kids an husband. As mah boys got up to gat mora food... I told tham thay'd battar coma back with somathing graan on thara plata. Thay both cama back with mint ica craam an got a high-fiva from mah husband. FML

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139 comments

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On 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm - kids - by outsmartedbykids (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, I CLIMBED INTO BED WITH MAH SLEEPING BOYFRIEND AFTER A LONG SHIFT AT WORK. HE IMMEDIATELY ROLLED OVER, CLAMPED MAH LEG BETWEEN HIS KNEES, AND STARTED VICIOUSLY HUMPING IT. THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME NOW, AND HE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE THAT HE EVEN DOES IT. MEGA FML

#21154464
128 comments

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On 05/28/2014 at 10:21am - love - by needanotherbed - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today , I got calld "un-American"hen I said I didn't care about Kim an Kayne's wedding. FML

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52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63228) - you deserved it (5573)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS AT A BAR, WHEN A HEAVILY DRUNK GUY CUMMED UP TO ME AN SLURRED ( FUUCCKKK LADY, YOUR FACE.. . EVEN WITH BEER GOGGLES! ) FML

#21153496
101 comments

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On 05/27/2014 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I Came Down With Diarrhea Thanks To A Particularly Low-class Restaurant. My Dad Has Been Making Constant Stupid Puns Lyk ( Pretty Shitty State You're In ) And ( This Day And Age , U Just Don't Expect This Crap ). I'm At The Point Where I Want To Gouge His Eyes Out With A Goddamn Spoon. FML

#21153372
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39839) - you deserved it (6994)

On 05/27/2014 at 1:04pm - health - by fuckmuppet (man) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

TODAY, AT SCHOOL, I GOT SEATD IN FRONT OF THE RESIDENT CREEPY KID THAT EVERYONE STAYD AWAY FROM. I WAS PRETTY RELIEVD TO GET THROUGH MOST OF THE CLASS WITH NO INCIDENTS, UNTIL THE BELL RANG AND HE TORE OUT A CHUNK OF MAH HAIR, YELLING "DNA! DNA!" FML

#21153319
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46782) - you deserved it (3871)

On 05/27/2014 at 11:58am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States



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