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Today, I tried to sneak up on my girlfriend who was sitting in her car with one of her girlfriends. I snuck up to the driver's side window and tried to startle her by banging on the window. The window was down. My thumb went right in her eye. She has to wear a patch for 2 weeks. FML
by shiftybizniss / 04/16/2009 at 2:43pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I was at work laminating a large photo. While I was doing this, I had a sudden itch on my nut sack. So I quickly scratched it away. When the customer came to pick up the print, I noticed that one of my pubic hairs had laminated itself on the cheek of the woman in the photograph. FML
by StevieMe / 04/08/2009 at 10:48am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I was at a group event and my crush was there. I had a raging boner and she could tell, she… Today, my fiance decided that he wasn't ready to be married and that the engagement was off. oh but… Today, I realized that I shower just about 3 times a day just to get away from my horrible family.…