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Bdawg445
  • Town/Country : United States
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About Bdawg445 : My favorite band is parachute c: message me if you want I don't care. Uhm idk :)

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Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML

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