Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 280
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Bdawg445 : My favorite band is parachute c: message me if you want I don't care. Uhm idk :)

Bdawg445's page activity

Visits<b>MARTY1985</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 3:55pm<b>Goodels</b> - the 03/24/2014 at 10:05am<b>Faddyy6</b> - the 03/18/2014 at 6:23am<b>Cloveland99</b> - the 12/22/2013 at 1:12pm<b>carry_on</b> - the 12/13/2013 at 1:35pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 12/05/2013 at 6:14am<b>KaylaMarie00</b> - the 11/27/2013 at 6:57am<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 11/27/2013 at 6:04am<b>bjhhjh</b> - the 11/27/2013 at 2:05am<b>Ambient25</b> - the 11/26/2013 at 11:03pm<b>xkore787</b> - the 11/26/2013 at 10:45pm<b>Jeeper4Life</b> - the 11/09/2013 at 3:00am<b>smiley1014</b> - the 10/31/2013 at 4:03pm<b>aLiYaaH</b> - the 10/28/2013 at 1:19pm<b>IceMan11</b> - the 10/24/2013 at 2:03pm<b>BicBoi996</b> - the 10/19/2013 at 1:52pm<b>Vanillanougat</b> - the 10/08/2013 at 6:07pm<b>man_in_black08</b> - the 09/15/2013 at 12:36am

Bdawg445's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of Bdawg445's badges

Bdawg445's favorite FMLs

Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42482) - you deserved it (3747)

On 06/26/2013 at 4:49pm - misc - by MadMax - United States (New Hampshire)

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: