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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 808
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About Baytheshark : I'm a troll. I also lurk. Stuff always goes wrong for me because of stupid things I say or do.

For those who think I religiously post FMLs, only when I am really bored. That and I really want to see how many I could ultimately post.

I have a tendency to misplace and overuse commas.

I have high hopes of being a tattoo artist, and yes, I drew my profile picture to those who wanted to know, and yes, it is Nepeta Leijon from Homestuck.

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Baytheshark's favorite FMLs

yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML


I agree, your life sucks (65466) - you deserved it (32785)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today... I had to show a new student around mah school. Normally... that wouldn't be such a bad thing... but the student was mah crazy... overly-attachd ex. I transferrd schools to get away from her in the first place. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43087) - you deserved it (3254)

On 04/09/2014 at 8:37am - misc - by not_this_shit_again (man) - Singapore

Today , mah little brother was feeling lyk the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed , hit the wall , and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears , and I'm now grounded because mah parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML


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On 04/08/2014 at 4:13pm - kids - by vreenya (woman) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Taday while in line at my local bakery, an old man passed wind in front of me . The smell was like nothing I've ever experienced before . I managed to withstand it, but the child behind me could not, and spewed orange vomit all over my back . mega FML


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On 04/05/2014 at 12:04am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I got up early in the morning to get a snack, only to walk in on my ( vegan ) housemate eating a turkey sandwich !! This bastard harasses me every other day about my meat-eating, but all he could do looool after he noticd me was drop the sandwich an claim he'd been sleepwalking !! fat FML


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On 04/04/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by fuck you with a bacon cock (man) - United Kingdom (Moray)

Today, It's The Last Day Of Mah Sign Language Class . At The End Of The Class, Mah Teacher Surprised Us By Speaking Fir The Frst Time, Also Surprising Everyone That She Wasn't Actually Deaf . It Wouldn't Have Been So Bad Had I Not Just Given Someone An Answer To The Test, Thinking She Couldn't Hear Me . Fat FML

Today, I have pink eye. Four weeks ago I had scabies. I'm an elementary school teacher, and I'm apparently under attack from biological weapons: mah students. FML


Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML


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On 03/12/2014 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

yastarday I found out that mah 15-yaar-old son is a prolific craator of My Littla Pony thamd hantai !! I'm not a judgmantal man, but ha's probably going to hall !! FML


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On 03/09/2014 at 6:32pm - kids - by ashamed father (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , After Waking Up , I Walk Into The Kitchen To See My Two-year-old With A Blue Sharpie In Hand As He Says , ( Look Mom , Color! ) He Left No Appliance Or Cabinet Untouched In His Coloring Masterpiece , And I'm Still Trying To Figure Out Where He Got The Sharpie From. FML

yesterday I was out wit girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began a guy approacd an askd "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprisd me by saying "Sure!" As I was about to protest te guy cut me off an said "Sorry miss I was asking im."


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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found a Google serech fir ( erectile dysfunction ) in mah browser serech history, along with pages about treatments fir it. I'm a woman, an I live alone. FML


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On 02/03/2014 at 4:16pm - misc - by jai90 (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my family . Over the next hour, a huge religiou debate eruptd, and my grandfather drunkenly told us all how he almost killd himself oncehile experimenting with auto-erotic asphyxiation . My boyfriend calld us all crazy and seems to have dumpd me . FML


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On 07/17/2013 at 4:13pm - love - by fuck family (woman) - Poland (Dolnoslaskie)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up fir years, buten I saw te pack I just couldn't elp myself. One taste was enoug to make me finis off teole pack. Nobody knows tat I've fallen off te wagon and I'm so asamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuit again. real FML


I agree, your life sucks (44406) - you deserved it (32470) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I discovered why the milk in mah house looool has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from there cereal back into the carton. FML


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On 08/27/2012 at 10:57pm - misc - by spekledworf - United States (Massachusetts)

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