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  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6093
  • Number of comments : 1351
  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Baustigt : My name is Baustigt. But you can call me Calvin the Bold. I live in Australia, so I had my formal education in the billabong, under the coolibah tree. I majored in sandal wearing. And classical Hebrew.

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11452) - you deserved it (38229)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10121) - you deserved it (34814) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm - misc - by Laviolette - France

Today, my boss in my police dept. told me to start enforcing the "no bikes on sidewalks" law which we usually ignore. I pulled up behind the first person I saw riding a bike on a sidewalk and flashed my lights. It turned out to be a boy with down syndrome who was so upset he cried and peed. FML


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On 05/12/2009 at 2:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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