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  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6331
  • Number of comments : 1374
  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Baustigt : I live in three square feet of space with my bulldog, who takes up most of it and kicks me into submission when I grow too large.

I like to animate things. Cabbages, mostly, and people who look like cabbages. I'm starting out as a freelancer, which means I spend most of my time drinking unhealthy amounts of tea and lamenting my life decisions.

I also have a blog, finally, with one piffling story in it. It's a little grim right now, since that's the point really, but maybe I'll liven it up with some gifs of rainbow He-Man. Or maybe that would be wildly inappropriate. Hm. I'll think about it.

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11470) - you deserved it (38258)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10135) - you deserved it (34837) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/23/2012 at 5:01pm - misc - by Laviolette - France

Today, my boss in my police dept. told me to start enforcing the "no bikes on sidewalks" law which we usually ignore. I pulled up behind the first person I saw riding a bike on a sidewalk and flashed my lights. It turned out to be a boy with down syndrome who was so upset he cried and peed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (71603) - you deserved it (13402)

On 05/12/2009 at 2:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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